In today’s edition of a little segment we like to call “Where The Phuck Are Your Parents?!,” punk pop baddie Taylor Momsen shares a few morsels of wisdom on age-appropriate subject matter — including celebrity fuck flicks, diddling herself, and Heidi Montag.
(Not necessarily in that order…)
The verbal vomit begins after the jump…
Taylor Momsen On Celebrity Sex Tapes (After all, she’s about three years from appearing in one!): “I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f*** Tommy Lee,” quips the 17-year-old, who appears on the cover of Revolver Magazine clad in a black lacey bikini with thigh-high stockings and a gun belt.
(Paging Child Protective Services…)
On Masturbation: “Guys can masturbate. So why can’t girls? Why is that such a hidden topic from the world?”
On Writing A Song For Another Blonde Tart (Sorta): “I wrote a pop song [called ‘Blackout’ when I was 8] and recorded it with a producer as a demo. Heidi Montag from ‘The Hills’ just recently sang it and put it out as her single [laughs]. I’m like, OK, dude, you’re singing an 8-year-old’s words, but that’s cool. It’s so funny because I didn’t shop it or anything and I get this call going, ‘Did you write a song for Heidi Montag?’ and I’m like ‘What?’’’
When will this girl’s “people” develop the good sense that God gave a billy goat and get this chile equipped with a muzzle? Priorities, people!
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